Saturday, May 21, 2011

May 21, 2011 Dropsies vs. Sneezies

Well what a morning I've already had! As my title says, its been one of those days that I should have stayed in bed with the blankets over my head.
For starters, This morning as I rolled on off my bed, I had a humdinger of a sneeze. It was one of those sneezes that just kind of sneaks up on you. Needless to say, my pillows and Sophie flew across the room. Sophie was sound asleep and now finds herself almost in the garbage can in my room. My pillows were thrown in the closet. I can't remember the last time I had such a sneeze. So I thought to myself that today was going to be an interesting day. I then tried to go to the bathroom for my morning ritual and ended up dropping a new roll of toilet paper into the toilet. After fishing it out and tossing it, I sneezed again and hit the door knob on the bathroom door. That left a HUGE bruise on my arm. At this point, I both crying and laughing at myself. So into the kitchen I go for my morning cup of coffee. I grab my coffee cup and end up dropping it on the counter. Luckily for me it didn't break. I reach for the sugar and creamer and end up dropping them all over the counter. I go to grab the spoon and sure enough, I drop it onto the floor. At this point I announced that I was not going to finish making my cup of coffee and that today was NOT going to be a good day for me. So Chris finished making my coffee for me. So now I'm sitting at my computer getting my morning bonuses from the Face Book games I play. I thought that I'd be safe just sitting at the table..... NOT!!! I end up sneezing and when trying to sit upright in my chair again, I stepped on Chance's back feet which made him yelp. (In the mornings he sleeps under the table,) So after making sure he's ok, I try to take a sip of coffee. Wrong move there, I end up spilling coffee all over the front of me. (Definitely time to go back to bed!!!) I was then asked if I'd go and put gas in the van so that Chris could go to work. I reluctantly said sure. After changing my clothes, I get in the van and drive to the Little Store for gas. I get out of the van, grab the pump handle and end up dropping it into a huge puddle by the van. Luckily it wasn't turned on yet. So after pumping gas, I go inside to pick up milk and eggs. BIG Mistake!!! I end up dropping the eggs with yet another sneeze. So I ended up paying for gas, milk and two dozen eggs. Then I came back home. Once inside my house, I had to put the milk and eggs away. I did really well putting the eggs away this time. Now I've decided that I'm going to take a shower. Knowing what kind of morning I've had so far, it was no surprise that I dropped the shampoo. Only I dropped it on my sun burnt foot. Double ouch!!!!

All of this happened before 10am this morning. I wonder if I DARE try to make anything today. I can't remember when I've had such a duel of dropsies and sneezies....

Till later..... Maybe

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