This is a list of words and phrases that I've been collecting for some time. They come from everywhere that a word or phrase is said that just makes me laugh.... If you happen to come across a funny word or phrase, please add them to my listing..... Thank you.
"UN-SOCK-UAL"
Means to not wear socks. ie. barefoot
Lori Denton
"UNI-SOCKS-UAL"
Means wearing a matching pair of socks.
Lori Denton
This is about the Sister Wives show on TLC
Anonymous
"I'M TRYING TO REMEMBER WHAT I'M TRYING TO REMEMBER."
Sammy staring at the computer with a lost look on her face.
Samantha Schadewald "COOKING PILLOWS"
The preservation of pillows for later use.
Lori Denton
"MANTIQUING"
Looking for something old for the "man cave."
Samantha Schadewald
"APOCALOPTIMIST"
Someone who knows its all going to shit, but still thinks it will turn out ok.
Facebook post.
"TOO-OUTSIDY"
When looking at pictures and deciding that there is too much outside content in the picture that detracks from the person in the picture.
Eric Mattinen
"FART-AHOLIC"
A person with excess gas and enjoys trumpeting.
Alex Schadewald's name for Eric
"FUDGERNUDDS"
Another cuss word.
Samantha Schadewald
"SMARTIFIED"
The new and improved form of smart. Smart 2.0
Alex Schadewald
"LEAFING"
When leavings are falling to the ground, but its not FALL yet. It's Leafing.
Alex Schadewald
"ASKHOLE"
A person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them.
From FaceBook
"MONKATERIAN"
A vegetarian Monkey.
Tianna Griffin
"FAIL-TACULAR"
A fail so epic, its almost a win.
Samantha shared it from FaceBook.
"DOUCHE NUGGET"
(N) A person who is not quite yet a douche bag, but is a person that is annoying and bothersome
in his/her actions and words.
Our friend Torri that shared it from FaceBook.
"DAY-CATION"
When one can not afford to take an entire vacation. Instead one can take a Day-Cation. Leaving early in
day and seeing everything you can see in one day and returning back to home. A variation of
"Stay-Cation'
My cousin Lisa.
"BI-SOCKSUAL"
When discovering you are wearing two different socks at the same time.
(ie. one with a red stripe on the toes and the other doesn't have a read stripe.
Chris finding out he was wearing two different socks. One with a red stripe and the other not.
"OH FOR RICE LAKE!!"
To not take the Lord's name in vain.
A friend of Phil Anderson
SNAZELEY
Combination of sneezes and nasal problems.
Sarah Wilson Denton
Shiz-Mo-Bit
Meaning S.O.B
Origion-Able
Said by Bubb
Knuter Valve Free
Meaning "Nothing"
Such as there was no value in the container
Said by Ricky
Flugie Glutter Newby
A new bidder
From the TV show, Storage Wars-Texas
Antique-Able
When something could be an antique.
A second hand store in Sandstone, MN
GunnyFunker
When something is going so good and a part breaks to end the good thing time.
Radio morning show on KQDS
Great Googamooga
Cuss word
Tickets going for $2000.00 for seats at an NFC Game
Great Googamooga!!!
Radio morning show on KQDS
Flit Picker
"You Stupid Flit Picker!"
Bones TV Series
Crudlumpers
Cuss Word
Chris Schadewald
"Jinkies!"
When Velma from Scooby Doo finds a clue to the mystery
Velma Dinkley
"I figured it..."
When something is said or done and claimed by another as if it was their idea.
Grandpa Don Denton
"Gall Durn" "What the Sam Hill?"
Appropriate non-cuss words
Grandpa Don Denton
"Black Sack a Muchie" "Sow Priestie"
Black sack of shique
Aunt Cecle Jones
"Oh Horsecowpigchickens!"
When not cussing, but mad enough to do it.
Grandma Ruth Denton
"Stop Should-ing Yourself!"
A nice word for Shi**ing
Gayle Hoff Smerer's Late Mother
"It smells just like faabric!"
Maxine Wilson going to my sister and smelling her socks
Beep...Beep...Beep
When talking and almost cussing using beep...beep...beep instead.
Maxine Wilson
Butt Twhopper
Someone going around twhopping other people's butts.
Lori Denton
DoushBag
When trying not to use the S.O.B. cuss word.
Sarah Wilson
PotLicker
When trying not to use the S.O.B. cuss word.
Randy Denton
"Back! In the day..."
My niece Tianna when she was 5 years old
"Once! On a time..."
My sister, brother and I when we were little kids telling stories.
Sarah Wilson, Ben Denton, Kim Denton
"That Sucks!"
When needing to make a comment of a terrible situation
Lori Denton
"Once when I died before..."
My niece Sierra when she was 2 1/2 years old
"When I was a little girl..."
My niece Sierra when she was 2 1/2 years old
NutBurger
An incredibly crazy stupid person
Sarah Denton Wilson
Duggies
Meaning Shucks!!!
Something going wrong
Sarah Denton Wilson
Jack Wagon
When editing your cursing
J.A. Geico Commercial
"Gunny" Therapist Sarge
Namby Pamby
Someone acting like a baby.
Geico Commercial
"Gunny" therapist Sarge
Micro-Pelletating
When precipitation falls in its frozen form, but is not snow, and it is not snowflakes.
"It's Pelletating"
Eric Mattinen
Whim-Wamms
When your are feeling not happy, nor sad or mad, but just slightly depressed.
Lori Denton
"Dandblamit!!!"
When getting burned by a hot pan on a cook stove.
Marty from Love Comes Softly
Elmer Fudpucker
When trying not to use S.O.B.
My papa, Randy Denton
Doggie Do and Doggie Dink
When something would go wrong.
Anonymous
Horse Pucky
When something would go wrong and trying not to swear.
My papa, Randy Denton
"O Horse Feathers!"
When something would go wrong
Grandma Schoonover
Blannel Flankets
The new age blankets
Eric Mattinen
Peather Fillows
The new line of pillows to go with the new age blankets.
Eric Mattinen
Bicycle Seat Sniffer
One who smells the seats of bicycles after another rides them.
Uncle Ron Schoonover
Cheese Eating Slicks
Names for the undesirables
Uncle Ron Schoonover
Mega Boomers
Large People
Anonymous
Trout Sniffers
The older brothers calls Kevin that.
Home Alone 2
Pump Monkey
Someone who behaves less than intelligent
Anonymous
Pud
A person acting like a turd.
Lori Denton.
"UN-SOCK-UAL"
Means to not wear socks. ie. barefoot
Lori Denton
"UNI-SOCKS-UAL"
Means wearing a matching pair of socks.
Lori Denton
"I THINK ROBYN IS A SUCKABUS."
SOUTH PARK,season 3; episode 3. LOL!
(succubus, succuba a demon that assumes a female form to tempt men to intercourse, especially appearing in their dreams. — succubi, succubae, n. pl.; FREE DICTIONARY)This is about the Sister Wives show on TLC
Anonymous
"I'M TRYING TO REMEMBER WHAT I'M TRYING TO REMEMBER."
Sammy staring at the computer with a lost look on her face.
Samantha Schadewald "COOKING PILLOWS"
The preservation of pillows for later use.
Lori Denton
"MANTIQUING"
Looking for something old for the "man cave."
Samantha Schadewald
"APOCALOPTIMIST"
Someone who knows its all going to shit, but still thinks it will turn out ok.
Facebook post.
"TOO-OUTSIDY"
When looking at pictures and deciding that there is too much outside content in the picture that detracks from the person in the picture.
Eric Mattinen
"FART-AHOLIC"
A person with excess gas and enjoys trumpeting.
Alex Schadewald's name for Eric
"FUDGERNUDDS"
Another cuss word.
Samantha Schadewald
"SMARTIFIED"
The new and improved form of smart. Smart 2.0
Alex Schadewald
"LEAFING"
When leavings are falling to the ground, but its not FALL yet. It's Leafing.
Alex Schadewald
"ASKHOLE"
A person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them.
From FaceBook
"MONKATERIAN"
A vegetarian Monkey.
Tianna Griffin
"FAIL-TACULAR"
A fail so epic, its almost a win.
Samantha shared it from FaceBook.
"DOUCHE NUGGET"
(N) A person who is not quite yet a douche bag, but is a person that is annoying and bothersome
in his/her actions and words.
Our friend Torri that shared it from FaceBook.
"DAY-CATION"
When one can not afford to take an entire vacation. Instead one can take a Day-Cation. Leaving early in
day and seeing everything you can see in one day and returning back to home. A variation of
"Stay-Cation'
My cousin Lisa.
"BI-SOCKSUAL"
When discovering you are wearing two different socks at the same time.
(ie. one with a red stripe on the toes and the other doesn't have a read stripe.
Chris finding out he was wearing two different socks. One with a red stripe and the other not.
"OH FOR RICE LAKE!!"
To not take the Lord's name in vain.
A friend of Phil Anderson
SNAZELEY
Combination of sneezes and nasal problems.
Sarah Wilson Denton
Shiz-Mo-Bit
Meaning S.O.B
Origion-Able
Said by Bubb
Knuter Valve Free
Meaning "Nothing"
Such as there was no value in the container
Said by Ricky
Flugie Glutter Newby
A new bidder
From the TV show, Storage Wars-Texas
Antique-Able
When something could be an antique.
A second hand store in Sandstone, MN
GunnyFunker
When something is going so good and a part breaks to end the good thing time.
Radio morning show on KQDS
Great Googamooga
Cuss word
Tickets going for $2000.00 for seats at an NFC Game
Great Googamooga!!!
Radio morning show on KQDS
Flit Picker
"You Stupid Flit Picker!"
Bones TV Series
Crudlumpers
Cuss Word
Chris Schadewald
"Jinkies!"
When Velma from Scooby Doo finds a clue to the mystery
Velma Dinkley
"I figured it..."
When something is said or done and claimed by another as if it was their idea.
Grandpa Don Denton
"Gall Durn" "What the Sam Hill?"
Appropriate non-cuss words
Grandpa Don Denton
"Black Sack a Muchie" "Sow Priestie"
Black sack of shique
Aunt Cecle Jones
"Oh Horsecowpigchickens!"
When not cussing, but mad enough to do it.
Grandma Ruth Denton
"Stop Should-ing Yourself!"
A nice word for Shi**ing
Gayle Hoff Smerer's Late Mother
"It smells just like faabric!"
Maxine Wilson going to my sister and smelling her socks
Beep...Beep...Beep
When talking and almost cussing using beep...beep...beep instead.
Maxine Wilson
Butt Twhopper
Someone going around twhopping other people's butts.
Lori Denton
DoushBag
When trying not to use the S.O.B. cuss word.
Sarah Wilson
PotLicker
When trying not to use the S.O.B. cuss word.
Randy Denton
"Back! In the day..."
My niece Tianna when she was 5 years old
"Once! On a time..."
My sister, brother and I when we were little kids telling stories.
Sarah Wilson, Ben Denton, Kim Denton
"That Sucks!"
When needing to make a comment of a terrible situation
Lori Denton
"Once when I died before..."
My niece Sierra when she was 2 1/2 years old
"When I was a little girl..."
My niece Sierra when she was 2 1/2 years old
NutBurger
An incredibly crazy stupid person
Sarah Denton Wilson
Duggies
Meaning Shucks!!!
Something going wrong
Sarah Denton Wilson
Jack Wagon
When editing your cursing
J.A. Geico Commercial
"Gunny" Therapist Sarge
Namby Pamby
Someone acting like a baby.
Geico Commercial
"Gunny" therapist Sarge
Micro-Pelletating
When precipitation falls in its frozen form, but is not snow, and it is not snowflakes.
"It's Pelletating"
Eric Mattinen
Whim-Wamms
When your are feeling not happy, nor sad or mad, but just slightly depressed.
Lori Denton
"Dandblamit!!!"
When getting burned by a hot pan on a cook stove.
Marty from Love Comes Softly
Elmer Fudpucker
When trying not to use S.O.B.
My papa, Randy Denton
Doggie Do and Doggie Dink
When something would go wrong.
Anonymous
Horse Pucky
When something would go wrong and trying not to swear.
My papa, Randy Denton
"O Horse Feathers!"
When something would go wrong
Grandma Schoonover
Blannel Flankets
The new age blankets
Eric Mattinen
Peather Fillows
The new line of pillows to go with the new age blankets.
Eric Mattinen
Bicycle Seat Sniffer
One who smells the seats of bicycles after another rides them.
Uncle Ron Schoonover
Cheese Eating Slicks
Names for the undesirables
Uncle Ron Schoonover
Mega Boomers
Large People
Anonymous
Trout Sniffers
The older brothers calls Kevin that.
Home Alone 2
Pump Monkey
Someone who behaves less than intelligent
Anonymous
Pud
A person acting like a turd.
Lori Denton.
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